The trees have me sneezing


Truth.













river-song-bamf:

hermithobbit:

It might be a crime not to reblog this.



(Source: ironm0on)


Via Question Authority




hungergamestweets:

This one had me laughing for a while. Special thanks to arulein for referring this tweet to me.



emptycells:

just look at all of these bread cats

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


Via incredibel


epic4chan:

super great:

If Dr. Seuss had been a bit less subtle 





Yay for ASCII art




I wasn’t mugged…

I’m hoping that somehow by giving me the $540 she owed to me in cash, instead of writing me a check, my ex-wife hoped that I would simply get mugged, instead of killed. We all have to be hopeful don’t we.


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